Like any thinking liberal American, the prospect of having Sarah Palin one heart beat away from the presidency was entirely horrifying to me, at just about this time four years ago. But now that she is safely removed from power, and seems unlikely to return to the public arena in anything but a clown suit, I have returned to being amused by her. And so although the Sarah Palin store in Skagway (a big cruise ship destination) was closed by the time I happened past it a few weeks ago, I was amused by the prospect of what might be in stock. A Nailin’ Palin DVD, perhaps? Or maybe not. Here’s a story about what lies inside.